Torturous slippers

They are looking at me. I can sense it. “Try me on” they whisper. “I’m so light. Just think what I could do for you over a mile. Your 4 minute mile dreams might come true.”

But no. I won’t. I shan’t. Think of the long game…

I’ll just create some playlists on Spotify, so I’m ready to go once I’ve got the all clear… Whilst I do this I notice ‘Wifey’ looking at me. “Why are you wearing those shoes in bed..? And take those stupid compression socks off.”

Yes dear.